Lingerie Limericks by Emma Kate and Michael Hall; Danielle and Gillian Castray
Part 1 Reg
There was a young man who wore undies.
His mum told him they were called “grundies”.
Although he was thirty,
they got very dirty.
Which is why they get washed on Sundies.
Part 2 Paulini
There was a hot chick called Paulini.
Who always wore her bikini.
Reg thought she was hot.
But he, so was NOT,
So she sped off with his Lamborghini
Part 3 Life’s Lessons
So here’s the point of the story.
Soiling your undies is gory.
It’s not cool to flirt,
If you are a squirt,
Bikini girls get all the glory